Info >> Quotes
Random Quote
"Never be certain of anything; it's a sign of weakness." - The Face of Evil
All Quotes
"Would you like a Jelly Baby?" - Various Stories
"Why is a mouse when it spins?" - Robot
"You may be a doctor, but I'm The Doctor. The definite article, you might say." - Robot
"Can't!? CAN'T!? There's no such word as can't! [....] Can't I? Goodbye." - Robot
"There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." - Robot
"Harry: 'What's wrong with unsinkable?' Fourth Doctor: 'Nothing, as the iceberg said to the Titanic.'" - Robot
"The trouble with computers, of course, is that they're very sophisticated idiots." - Robot
"Homo sapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenceless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life. Ready to outsit eternity. They're indomitable." - The Ark In Space
"It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favourite species." - The Ark In Space
"Fourth Doctor to his captors: I can't say I'm happy to see you. There's no use pretending." - The Sontaran Experiment
"HARRY SULLIVAN IS AN IMBECILE!" - Revenge of the Cybermen
"Have I that right?" - Genesis of the Daleks
"Fourth Doctor referring to the sea: It may be calm, but it's never empty." - Terror of the Zygons
"You have to come out onto the balcony once in a while and wave a tentacle." - Terror of the Zygons
"It takes all sorts to make a galaxy." - Terror of the Zygons
"You and I are scientists, Professor. We buy our privilege to experiment at the cost of total responsibility." - Planet of Evil
"I'm a Time Lord... I'm not a human being; I walk in eternity..." - Pyramids of Mars
"I have the advantage of being slightly ahead of you. Sometimes behind you, but normally ahead of you." - Pyramids of Mars
"Deactivating a generator loop without the correct key, it's like repairing a watch with a hammer and chisel. One false move and you'll never know the time again." - Pyramids of Mars
"My memory is getting poor. 300 years ago I would have recognized this like a shot." - The Android Invasion
"Is that finger loaded?" - The Android Invasion
"Fourth Doctor, sulking: No thanks. I'm just going to sit here and practise my double loops." - The Brain of Morbius
"Fourth Doctor, standing in torrential rain: Pardon me, but could you spare a glass of water?" - The Brain of Morbius
"You mean you still practice teleportation? How quaint! Now, if you got yourself a decent forklift truck..." - The Brain of Morbius
"Remember: No touch pod. Could be dangerous." - The Seeds of Doom
"Doctor after getting pushed around: You're pushing your luck Scorby" - The Seeds of Doom
"If we don't find that pod before it germinates it will be the end of everything - EVERYTHING you understand, even your pension!" - The Seeds of Doom
"I can easily teach him. All it requires is a colourful imagination and a glib tongue!" - The Masque of Mandragora
"A Time Lord has to do what a Time Lord has to do." - The Masque of Mandragora
"All right! I confess, I confess. I confess to your being a bigger idiot than I thought." - The Deadly Assassin
"Vaporisation without representation is against the constitution!" - The Deadly Assassin
"Never be certain of anything; it's a sign of weakness." - The Face of Evil
"Fourth Doctor: 'I wonder...' Leela: 'What?' Fourth Doctor: 'Shh! I'm wondering.'" - The Face of Evil
"Killing me isn't going to help you. It isn't going to do me much good either, is it?" - The face of Evil
"Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard." - The Face of Evil
"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." - The Face of Evil
"Fourth Doctor referring to the TARDIS: Can't control it? I certainly can, 9 times out of 10...well 8 out of 10. Ok FIVE out of 10!" - The Robots of Death
"You're a classic example of the inverse relationship betweeen the size of the mouth and the size of the brain." - The Robots of Death
"The localised condition of planetary atmospheric condensation caused a malfunction in the visual orientation circuits. Or to put it another way, we got lost in the fog." - The Horror of Fang Rock
"Sleep is for tortoises!" - The Talons of Weng-Chiang
"Elementary, my dear Litefoot." - The Talons of Weng-Chiang
"'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot'." - The Talons of Weng-Chiang
"That's the trouble with computers, always think in black and white. No aquamarines, no blues, no imagination." - The Invisible Enemy
"Sometimes, my brilliance astonishes even me." - The Invisible Enemy
"Your ancestors have a talent for self-destruction that borders on genius." - Image of the Fendahl
"Fourth Doctor referring to Leela: It's a good thing your tribe never developed guns; they'd have woken with a start one morning and wiped themselves out." - Image of the Fendahl
"Good morning, ladies. Now, which one of you has the time scanner? Hmmm? You know, I don't think these cows know anything about the time scanner." - Image of the Fendahl
"Fourth Doctor after being struck down: I can see we're going to get along famously" - The Sun Makers
"Even the sonic screwdriver won't get me out of this one!" - The Invasion of Time
"Romana: 'My name is Romanadvoratrelundar.' Fourth Doctor: 'I'm so sorry about that. Is there anything we can do?'" - The Ribos Operation
"Romana, you can't be a successful criminal with a dishonest face." - The Ribos Operation
"Do you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire." - The Androids of Tara
"Ooh, look; rocks!" - Destiny of the Daleks
"What a wonderful butler, he's so violent!" - City of Death
"You're a beautiful woman, probably." - City of Death
"Duggan, why is it every time I start to talk to someone, you knock him unconscious?" - City of Death
"If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being tortured by someone with cold hands." - City of Death
"Stupid expression, 'stands to reason.' Why isn't it 'lie down to reason?' Much easier to reason lying down." - Creature From the Pit
"Well, to be fair I had a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, such as a teaspoon and an open mind." - Creature From the Pit
"I suppose you could say the yokes on him if you were the sort of person who said that sort of thing which fortunately I'm not." - Creature From the Pit
"Interfere? Of course we should interfere! Always do what you're best at, that's what I say." - Nightmare of Eden
"Work for? I don't work for anybody; I'm just having fun." - Nightmare of Eden
"I'm called the Doctor; date of birth... difficult to remember, sometime quite soon I think." - Nightmare of Eden
"Why is it that wherever I go in the Universe there's always someone standing and pointing a gun at me?" - The Horns of Nimon
"Have you noticed how people's intellectual curiosity declines sharply the moment they start waving guns about?" - The Horns of Nimon
"I'm not mad about your tailor." - Shada
"Well, I can't get everything right." - The Leisure Hive
"Arrest the scarf then!" - The Leisure Hive
"First things first, but not necessarily in that order." - Meglos
"Knowing's easy; everyone does that ad nauseam. I just sort of hope." - State of Decay
"One good, solid hope is worth a cartload of certanties." - Warriors Gate
"Nothing ... well, that's something." - Warriors Gate
"Then don't listen to me. I never do." - The Keeper of Traken
"If I knew everything that was about to happen, where would the fun be?" - The Keeper of Traken
"This is life; nothing's sure." - Logopolis
"It's the end... but the moment has been prepared for..." - Logopolis
